fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It’s just frozen toothpaste.
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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life
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Anonymous asked:
I kind of want to write a fic for Candace and Lilly because they have my whole heart <3 but I’m wondering if anyone would be interested in that?
Oh, that’d be awesome! My friend said she’d love to read it, and this honestly feels like the best time to write some.
we need more books about queer ppl who are violent and unhinged
we have enough books about being gay in high school it is time for books about being gay and a cunt
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Anonymous asked:
twilight x icarly
au where spencer is a feared vampire hunter & the volturi’s biggest threat
au where spencer has a reputation as the greatest vampire hunter who ever lived but every single one he killed was by accident through electrical fires and he has no clue vampires even exist but the volturi keeps sending assassins that die in fire after fire
Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose
su-or-rem-whatever-reblogs-stuff:
I am terribly invested in this so now you have to dream up a sequel
that is an order
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